Happy April 1st!
We had a little fun today and imagined a world where the NCAA, NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, MLS, and ATP all got together and officially banned cramp treatment from competition.
April Fools!
What if the NCAA, NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, MLS, and ATP all got together in a secret meeting and officially declared:
“Cramps are now illegal. Effective immediately.”
April Fools!
They didn’t actually make cramps illegal… but let’s be honest — they probably want to.Because nothing ruins a championship moment, a killer workout, or a good night’s sleep quite like a surprise cramp showing up uninvited.
Fortunately, many of the best athletes in the world have already found a better solution than waiting for the leagues to pass new legislation.
They’re using CrampsAWAY and its patented NME™ (Neuromuscular Efficiency™) technology.
Here’s the funny part: While most cramp products are still desperately throwing electrolytes at the problem like it’s a Hail Mary on 4th down, CrampsAWAY plays defense at the source.
NME™ quickly calms over-excited nerve signals in the spinal cord — basically telling your muscles, “Relax buddy, we’ve got this.”
The result?
Cramps get the red card before they can even step on the field.
Real champions are already on board
NCAA basketball and football champs, NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, MLS, and ATP title winners — they’re all tired of cramps crashing the party.
NCAA basketball and football champs, NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, MLS, and ATP title winners — they’re all tired of cramps crashing the party.
Even the St. Bonaventure 2025 Rugby National Champions kept it real:
“CrampsAWAY PRO kept us going strong in the heat. We're National Champs thanks to no cramps!”
No penalties. No timeouts. Just pure performance.So who else is ready to make cramps illegal in their life?
To celebrate our completely made-up ban on cramps, we’re dropping a very real limited no-fooling sale today only:
- Athletes who are done with surprise leg cramps mid-game
- Women tired of menstrual cramps sidelining their plans
- Anyone over 30 who’s had it with night cramps turning bedtime into a horror movie
- Menstrual — When Mother Nature tries to play dirty
- Sport — Your everyday muscle cramp prevention MVP
- PRO — The NSF-certified starter pack for serious athletes
To celebrate our completely made-up ban on cramps, we’re dropping a very real limited no-fooling sale today only:
Use code APRILFOOLS at www.crampsaway.com checkout for 25% off any CrampsAWAY product. This is our best discount of the year!
Experience the NME™ difference that actual champions trust — before this deal gets flagged for being too good.
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